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[a_titanum]

"And a job I, alas, cannot have you doing now." He breathes out a sigh.

"There's hardly anything I want that can be fetched."

[monsterjohann]

"What do you want? I can fetch anything."

He sits back, kicking his feet up to the table.

[a_titanum]

"Nothing that can be obtained at the moment. Though the next port, I would appreciate another set of eyes for something to do basic chemistry with."

He'll pet his hair as he pulls him closer in turn.

[monsterjohann]

He moves closer obediently. "What - those clear glass jars? What else? All I remember is glass and the way that you go so upset when they broke..."

[a_titanum]

"Because it was needless, you clod," he huffs before tucking against him.

"I'll draw you some pictures of what I'd want."

[monsterjohann]

"It would have been less damaging if you didn't flail around."

He slides an arm behind his back, pulling Florian close.

"You were going to show me other pictures. Do you remember?"

[a_titanum]

"Would you have preferred if I'd sat there like a dead fish while you were at it?" he asks primly before huffing and yes, nodding. Of course he remembers.

"I remember. Are you going to behave while I do?"

[monsterjohann]

"What does behave mean?"

The first question goes unanswered because Florian already knows the answer to that. He likes that he pouts and stomps his feet.

[a_titanum]

"You know what behave means," he says back, eyes focused on Johann's. They focus a little more as he leans closer. "Actually behaving."

[monsterjohann]

He groans a little. "Alright," he agrees, hands in the air. "Behave."

[a_titanum]

"Now who's pouting?" he points out and refrains from landing an elbow in his side purely because he knows Johann is looking for the opportunity to misbehave while having an excuse.

[monsterjohann]

Of course he is.

"I'm not fucking pouting. You're putting unreasonable demands on me."

[a_titanum]

"I'll show you unreasonable demands instead of appendixes if you don't quit your nonsense."

[monsterjohann]

He grins, teeth wicked. "Both of those sound equally appealing."

[a_titanum]

"You'll never get to see the pictures if you keep acting like this," he notes patiently.

[monsterjohann]

He groans, rolls his eyes, but ultimately holds up his hands. "Alright. You win."

[a_titanum]

"I always win," he says primly before settling in Johann's lap. Then he'll pull one of his notebooks from his pocket and he has to flip a few times before he gets to a section on anatomy, specifically Johann's anatomy. He'll get to see some of his intestines, part of his brain, and eventually, yes, the appendix at a few angles.

[monsterjohann]

He pulls the notebook closer to his face to inspect, and if that means he pulls Florian close, then so be it.

"That turned into a monster?" he huffs. "I don't believe it."

[a_titanum]

He roll his eyes dramatically before looking over at Johann.

"Yes, well, I cannot help that your warden is ridiculous and that, by extension, his appendix is also ridiculous."

[monsterjohann]

"I wonder if he'd let me see it," he muses with a little laughter to his words.

"I wonder if mine's better."

[a_titanum]

He considers it for a moment before leaning up and pressing a tiny kiss to Johann's neck.

"I have full faith that, whatever piece of anatomy may be in question, yours is better."

[monsterjohann]

Johann pauses, then explodes into full out laughter. "I hope you never have to find out. We are due for a breach again soon. You might see lot of different anatomy."

And Johann certainly has no feelings on that at all.

[a_titanum]

Of course not. Just like Florian doesn't. Absolutely none.

"...you're concerned about it?"

[monsterjohann]

"No, just a warning." He's very casual about this. And to prove it, he gives Florian's waist a squeeze.

[a_titanum]

He is being extremely obvious with how very not casual he is about this.

"So if someone fucked me during a breach, you would not feel the urge to slice them open to see their appendix?"